and you said cock pushups were impossible
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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