Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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