So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Sorry my hands just texted you
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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