You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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