Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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