me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My penis needs a shock collar
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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