This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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