Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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