i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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