butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
no you cant smoke seaweed
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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