Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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