You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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