Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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