i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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