True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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