I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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