Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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