Your tits are I can't wait for
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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