Me. At least after what I've been through.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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