Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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