I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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