How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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