I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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