Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
how can u be prego again
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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