I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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