Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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