? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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