Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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