I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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