Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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