so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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