hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The Olympian is in my bed
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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