what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
When are your genitals available?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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