Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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