i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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