remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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