Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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