When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we're making bets on your personal life
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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