We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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