I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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