let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Who died my cat blue again?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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