I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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