Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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