In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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