what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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