I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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