I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
