I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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