Buhtt sex?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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