that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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