theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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