Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
my poor anus
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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