I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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